Breaking News

About the Breaking News category (1)
Missing RR Engineer Commits suicide, then buries himself on GF's property (5)
The National Human Trafficking Hotline (2)
It's not slavery, if you're a good Christian (2)
Gay Conversion Pioneer comes out as (WAIT FOR IT!) Gay! (5)
WH advisor Florida Man, asks Navy to dump ice cubes in the ocean to stop Dorian (3)
Speaking of Florida (1)
Another day another mass shooting (7)
Portland area farm creates giant lesbain Corn Maze (2)
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand during Anthem, tweet storm to ensue shortly (3)
There are warm rings around uranus (2)
Todays household Tip, Kinkajous aka Honey Bears, make awful house guests (1)
Be safe out there (8)
Pew pew pew Philadelphia! (8)
So it turns out that Brazilian Trump is a wacky tree hugging libtard! (7)
Newly uncovered evidence shows that Hillary Shot Lincoln (1)
Trumptards crash City Hall, laughing #greenshirtguy goes viral (3)
Well this doesn't bode well (4)
I rode on a train once (4)
Army PFC Glendon Oakley Jr, hero (6)
74 years young, then the Jeep breaks down and your in the bumfuque outback of Oregon (4)
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." (3)
Hey how 'about that clean coal tho? (3)
"If you must know, I posted this because the headline was simply marvelous!" (5)
Global warming is a hokes, and in other news the polar ice caps are on fire (1)
Oregon is the best Country in America! (2)
First they punched the Nazi's, and I said nothing, then they started punching Mickey Mouse and I was the happiest guy on earth (1)
Storm our shelter (1)
At least Florida Man had the basic human decency to cover his nipples (5)
In a Poll of people in 41 Countries, Michele Obama is the "most admired" woman in the world (1)