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Patriot Prayer V. Auntie Fay Livestreaming (3)
Wabbit or Oak, remember I'm your Bestie, K? (12)
We never had no fire tornados till Obama divided the Country (1)
The Trumpophants are quiet on FB today (1)
I couldn't find a thread discussing the recent Stormy Daniels arrest (4)
High-End Russian-Prostitution Ring Busted. Where they were caught will blow your mind (7)
Anti Trump Rally Engulfs London. Now with 40% More Live Feed (1)
Better Ingredients, Better Pizza. Papa John's, now with 50% Less Papa John (2)
"Rogue" FBI Agent Strzok lays down a savage beating on Howdy Gowdy (4)
If the mind can conceive it, you can achieve it. The Floriduh Edition (1)
Dining While Mitch McConnell At The Karma Kafe (2)
Judge tells Trump to fck off with his zero tolerance mass incarceration BS (9)
Oregon throws down the gauntlet on Distracted driving (2)
In Trump's America, Two year olds are committing suicide #MuchWinning (1)
President Trump asks you to buy American, Hire American. But he don't need to (4)
Any one have any special plans for the 4th? (13)
Welp, I guess it's time to move (11)
The Dow Craters 400 points in midday trading (5)
Officials at the scene believe alcohol may have been a factor (2)
So you California types (10)
Big Buff Guy: "Strong enough for a man" Attractive Tranny: "But I like it too" (5)
Yes I want to order an extry large cheese pizza, easy on the rat poison tho, I'm onna diet (2)
I'll see you on ... the (13)
Hey let's ease up on the Cos, he's been totally vindicated (8)
AF1 needs $24M worth of fridge upgrades (12)
Charlie don't surf! But Pixie does! (2)
Is anybody on board an Airline Pilot? If so, please go up front and drive this plane, please! Hurry please! (14)
The Butcher of Bosnia takes his medicine (3)
OMG, not Stuart Little too! (2)
Oh BTW, speaking of fake news (5)