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They call the wind Maria (2)
We need to ban Utahians from Oregon, just until we figure out what is going on, we have to (4)
Fox News fans meltdown over petition to replace confederate statue with one of Missy Elliott (2)
Yes it was in Florida (3)
It's 7:30, do you know where your grandmother is? (3)
Hitler did nothing wrong (2)
Why Trump supporters, why? (5)
Breaking News...Really? (7)
San Diego Police answer Trump's call and get tough on criminals (3)
Karma's a bitch aint it Martin Shkreli? (5)
Aha! Gotcha Monsanto! (10)
For women from the ancient medicinal wisdom of China (4)
Starling here's hoping you and yours are safe (20)
Hey Big Duke, a little something to brighten yer day (1)
Saddest thing you'll see today (20)
World Grand Master HIde and Seek Champion, Finally Caught (1)
Recycling simplified, know your bins (16)
Fake News! (4)
Today's PSA (16)
I am pleased to announce my new line of Eat Shit And Die Cawksucker Brownies is now open for business! (14)
I dedicate this post to Clue (2)
When Rice Krispies are outlawed, only outlaws will have Rice Krispies (4)
Another one for Bildo's godless theory (11)
TL DR, Starling (2)
Why does Trump refuse to say the words Radical Ex-Employee Terrorism, why? (18)
I miss when the freaks were kept in the closet ( 2 ) (28)
Papa John's rocked by yuuge crack cocaine bust (5)
His name is Nolan Bruder (3)
The fucking insanity of liberalism in schools (11)
Sadly my little Sadie was viciously attacked by a Pit Bowl this AM, so unfair (2)