Darwin awards


I know we all love taking those Rattlesnake selfies, but be careful they can get expensive (6)
Texan shoots armadillo, chaos ensues (10)
Texas man dies after shooting firework off chest (4)
So you're not supposed to launch fireworks mortars from yer head, who knew? (14)
Another stupid American (7)
Darwin claims 2 more - lol ( 2 ) (31)
Darwin claims another (3)
Alas, this one escaped Darwin's grasp, he was soo close too. (Everyone from Detroit is crazeee!) (3)
Darwin is taking yer fingers (4)
Future Darwin award winners (3)
Darwin Gets An Arm (6)
Uncle Chuck is taking careful aim with his evolver (1)
Preys be to jebus fer teh 2nd amendment! (1)
I'm Florida, and I allow murder with little to no consequences (1)
Man hunting geese in New Jersey accidentally kills himself: police (9)
Ferguson woman worried about Post White Wash Riots, buys gun kilt herself (No not on purpose) (8)
So this blond is speeding in her little red convertible (3)
A near miss for Uncle Chuck (3)
The lawyer for a Massachusetts man believes that it will be impossible for his client to get a fair trial because he’s implanted horns and tattooed the number ’666′ on his forehead (3)
Tiger mom fail (4)
This should be worth a couple chuckles (3)
7 Yr. old gets out of bed in the middle of the night, Grandma 2nd amendments his azz! (9)
Well if one has to die, I can think of worse ways to go (5)
Heard it on Spanish radio (1)
I have learned something while I'm living on the streets (3)
Did anyone go to a Psychiatric School? (3)