A Public Service Message to Those Who Lack Dictionaries


#1

Abraham Lincoln once asked an audience how many legs a dog has if you count the tail as a leg.

When they answered “five,” Lincoln told them that the answer was four.

The fact that you called the tail a leg did not make it a leg.

~ Thomas Sowell

(I admit, I was thinking of @Borommakot among others.)


#2

…but what about the spoon?


#3

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#4

3spoons


#5

I’m lost.