A Spanish-speaking man who didn’t speak English was in an American store, looking to buy socks. Unable to find them, he approached a saleswoman who asked if she could help. “Quiero calcetines,” the man said.
“I’m afraid I don’t speak any Spanish, but we have some nice suits on this side," said the woman, trying to be helpful.
“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines." said the man.
The woman said, “Well, what about these shirts? They’re on sale this week.”
“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," he said.
“I’m sorry, I still don’t know what you’re trying to say," said the saleswoman. “There are some fine pants on this rack.”
The man insisted, “No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines.”
“Our undershirts are over here," she tried, beginning to lose patience.
“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines!" the man repeated.
But as they passed the underwear section, the man spotted a display of socks and grabbed a pair excitedly. Showing them to her, he exclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”
“‘Well, if you could spell it," said the exasperated saleswoman, "why didn’t you do that in the beginning?”
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An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years
A member of the audience jumped to his feet and cried out in panic, “What? What did you say?!”
The environmentalist solemnly repeated, “I said if we continue the way we are that every man, woman, and child on earth will be gone in fifty years.”
The man sat down in relief and said, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said fifteen years.”|
