Age ain't nothin but a number


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A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

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The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”

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The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”

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Why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to say something.

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You forgot why you were scrolling, didn’t you


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Getting old is having to click on a thread because you can’t remember what you previously posted.


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Some people claim that my mind wanders. I politely explain to them that I am multi-thinking.:slightly_smiling_face:


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See what I mean?


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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me…oh, shit…I’ll see you on the bus.


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I went to the doctor with hearing problems…

He said “can you describe the symptoms?”

I said “Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair!”


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