Alas, this one escaped Darwin's grasp, he was soo close too. (Everyone from Detroit is crazeee!)

Darwin awards
#1

http://news.yahoo.com/u-man-rescued-trying-walk-detroit-frozen-lake-180122714.html

#2

Well, I believe some people were brought into this world solely for comic relief for the rest of us.

#3

Oh, what are you doing today, Bob?

Think I’m going on a 175 mile walk.

Okay, see you later!

What?