An island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water




He’s fucking dumber than my kids were when they were in 2nd grade. He has a room temp IQ if you’re talking a room with no heat in Siberia in the dead of winter. And you’re talking Celcius.


So what you’re saying is, they gave him an IQ test and the results were negative.


Oh, and before he goes to PR on tuesday, he’s going golfing this weekend.

66th time since 20 January.




Found this one:

I always wondered why Gilligan didn’t just walk home. Thanks Mr President.


I’m pretty sure it has to be the case.


The best words, the best brain, at our service!


No time to appoint an ambassador to Australia, I guess (speaking of islands.)

Come on, it’s only been a YEAR since we had one.