And here is your Holiday Humor thread 2015


#42

Honey, come outside and look at the Christmas lights!


#43

Have you ever noticed that cops move really, really fast when they’re after a perp, and really, really slowly when someone needs their help?


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#51

Hi Sweetheart,

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I’ll be home later. Love you

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Her response

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don’t often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!

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#52

Happy Holidays, 2016, Clue! I’ll raise a glass to you, and hope/believe that wherever you are now, it’s way better than this rat-infested, guano-coated, slime-choked, toxic cesspool of a fucking world.


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#54

And DM, too.


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#56

Let’s add D_M to the line of glasses we’ll be raising.


#57

See the post.


#58

Maybe we should remember DM, as well.


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#60

Happy Holidays to D_M!


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