Teh Sheepz n teh Goatz
31 "Wen teh Jebus comez in hiz awesumness, n al teh angels wit 'im, he wil sit on 'is couch of teh ceilings awesumness.32 All teh nashuns will be gatherd before him, an he will separate teh peeps wan frum anothr as sheferd separatez teh sheep frum teh goats.33 he will put teh sheep on his rite an teh goats on his left.34 "den teh king will say to dose on his rite, coem, yu hoo haz cheezburgrz from ceiling cat; taek ur kitteh toyz, teh kingdom prepard for yu since teh creashun ov teh urfs.35 4 i wuz hungry an u openz canz and not drai fuds, i wuz thirsty an u gaev me some bowlz, i wuz strangr an yu were liek, "o hai,"36 i had dirty furz an yu gaev me licks, i wuz sick an u rap pillz in ham, i scratch bathrum door an yu openz.37 "den teh riteshus will say, Jebus, when did we c u hungry an gaev yu gushy fud, or thirsty an gaev yu milks?38 when did we see yu strangr an says “o hai,” or durty furz and lick yu?"39 when did we know yu sick or stuck in bathroom and help yu?40 "teh king will says, srsly, whatevr yu did teh other kittehs, evn lame kittehs, yu liek did to me.41 "den he will say to dose on his left, leav, you NO CAN HAS CHEEZBURGRZ, into teh Sink of Alwayz Be Wet yu go, an say hai to basement kat and stinky birdcatz.42 fer I has hunger an yu gave me dry fuds, i wuz thirsty an yu says “only got dry bowls,”"43 i wuz strangr an yu did not say hai, i has durty furz and you wer liek “go lick selfs,” i wuz sick an stuck in bathrum and you wer liek, “whatever.” Lamerz.44 "they also will say, lord, when did we see yu hunger or thirsts or strangr or durty furz or sicks, an says, "NO CAN HAS help yu?"45 "he will says, srsly, whatevr yu did not do for even lamer kittehs, yu did not do fur me.46 “den they will go be wet with basement cat, but teh riteshus will be dry wif ceiling cat.”
Poor little squirrel.
BD6’s war on squirrels is legendary, it is weird to think he’s had a “come to ceiling cat” moment over this.
tc;dr (too cutesy; didn’t read)
The relevant part is fucking high lighted
It’s Matthew 25:40 - u shud know it
I think I’ll make a vid explaining how u cud sometimes get on my nerves - with my 63 buck phone
Come on, guys…it’s a callout and therefore sort of a trophy thread for Six. As far as I care, he can take it anywhere he wants.
And of course y’all can give him shit, but that’s not really fair since I made the OP.
Fck yuo Spoon.
I look forward to watching it.