Bilbo Baggins, come on in

:cry:

He was an android who activated the Fifth Element, but now it’s time for him to sail into the west.

And quickly, too, lad.

Do you want to know why you lost today? You’re over striding.
[Sets coins in a row]
Now these coins represent the steps in your sprint.
[Pushes coins together]
Can you find me another two coins, Mr. Abraham? Remember, over striding. Death for the sprinter. Knocks you back.

Now, where’s me hat?