Up here in Canada we only have two seasons, winter and construction.
That's not funny because it's true!
How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
That made me think of this joke:
How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a pool?
You say, "Hey guys, it's time to get out of the pool."
This is why you yanks can't be trusted with snow:
Why did the Quebecois chef kill himself?
He lost his huile d’olive
A Canadian gets slapped in a bar fight and he turns the other cheek and gets slapped again
Never heard of the bible
Fer Starling, not Canadian per se but for them francophiles
Is it "Le Gameboy" or "La Gameboy"?
Well the unspoken rule is if you can control it, it's female so...