Computer Chuckles


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I was at the inventor of the USB stick’s funeral yesterday.

They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again.


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Use a brother label maker to put the word “UP” on it

public service message complements of BD6


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Or they could fucking have designed the leads with fucking rotational symmetry


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Comments in the code

we used to be forced to have cobol walkthrus b4 I got away from coding until I stated my intention to take hostile action against someone


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Every quality team has code reviews, Duke.


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Robot has skillz!


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I’m sure I poasted this before, but I can’t find it. So here it is (again). BD6 and DM will like this.


A computer programmer’s wife sends her husband to the store.

She says, “Buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

An hour later, he returns home with twelve loaves of bread. She asks, “Why did you get twelve loaves of bread?”

Her husband replies, "Because they had eggs.”


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How could it be any other way