I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs.
I couldn’t help thinking, ‘If I could do that i wouldn’t be flying to Thailand in the first place.’
I tried to brighten my neighborhood by planting dildos all over the boundary wall.
My neighbour was against it, but his wife is still on the fence .
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla.