If thereâs one thing the Republican Party has taught us during this pandemic is that they suck handling a crisis.
To be honest, they suck generally. They give huge tax breaks to the rich claiming itâll trickle down, which weâve known was total bullshit since the Gordon Gekko era. They go after poor kidâs school lunches while building tanks in Ohio thatâll never leave a California warehouse. They scream about family values while looking for glory holes in airports. They work tirelessly to restrict abortion while watching children starve and go homeless. They demand poor people pee in cups before they can get welfare while they throw subsidies to Wall Street. They restrict voting for African Americans so they can steal elections. They redistrict to further disenfranchise minority voters. They scream about patriotism while ignoring Russia attacking our elections. They steal Supreme Court seats. On top of all that, they abandon every principle they ever had to support a grifting con artist in the White House and change their party into a massive cult that defends Nazis. Yeah, Republicans suck on a normal day. But now these racist bastards are proving they canât manage, prepare, educate themselves, or take anything seriously until their own asses are on the line.
Senator Richard Burr told the public not to worry about an incoming pandemic, but was privately telling friends to panic and was selling all his assets in the stock market. Thatâs how a Republican prepares for a pandemic. Stock up on medical masks and ventilators? Later, but first, dump all your stocks. To be fair though, some Republicans didnât dump all their stocks. Some invested in medical masks and ventilators.
Donald Trump called it a Democratic hoax and that he had the virus under control. When this nation had 15 deaths, he said the number would start going down. The virus would âdisappearâ like a âmiracle.â He said, âAnyone who needs a test, gets a test.â He said people with the virus should go to work. He blamed Obama for a system that was outdated and for supplies not being restocked, despite the horrible fact Trump has been president for the past three years. If you take over a position and there arenât any paper clips in your office, youâll probably order some more paper clips instead of bitching three years later that your predecessor didnât leave you any paper clips.
Now, Donald Trump says he always knew it was a pandemic. And Sean Hannity claims he never called it a hoax after he called it a hoax. Itâs like someone who has his own TV show doesnât realize itâs being recorded.
Mitch McConnell is blaming the White Houseâs failure at this on Democrats for impeaching Trump and distracting everyone. Mitch doesnât realize this is admitting their response is a failure and that theyâre incapable of multitasking. Maybe if Donald Trump wasnât such a shitty human being trying to steal an election, we would have had a president who didnât need to be impeached.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refused to close beaches or issue a stay-at-home order based on Donald Trumpâs behavior. You have to be an idiot not to realize Donald Trump is an idiot. Donât base anything you do on Donald Trump unless youâre going for the opposite. For example: When Donald Trump said there wasnât going to be a recession, that was time to prepare for a recession. Florida has been in the top five among states with coronavirus cases. Yet, DeSantis has been content to sit back scratching his ass while people were cramming the stateâs beaches and churches.
Now, we have Brian Kemp, governor of Georgia. Guess what. Being a Republican, he sucks at being governor.
Brian Kemp was the secretary of state for Georgia which meant he regulated his own election to the governorship. He refused to recuse himself and instead, recused thousands of black Georgians off the voter rolls. Surprise! He won the election. And as governor, he followed Donald Trumpâs lead at being unprepared and willing to let the people he swore to protect die.
Yesterday, Brian Kemp announced he was finally issuing an order for Georgians to stay at home. What took him so long? He just now found out the coronavirus can be spread by asymptomatic people. In case youâre a Republican, âasymptomaticâ means a person with the virus who doesnât display or feel any symptoms. Kemp said he just found out within the past 24 hours and that the information was a âgame-changer.â
Hereâs the thing about this: Weâve known, at least officially, that the coronavirus could be spread by people without any symptoms since the middle of February. In all honesty, we knew this since at least January.
Republicans have compared this to the flu, so letâs use that as an example. How many times in your life have you worried about someone giving you the flu before they felt or showed any symptoms? Say you go out with your friend Bucky. Two days later, Bucky is sick. Despite Bucky not displaying any symptoms, youâre worried he gave it to you, especially if you Republican guys were hanging out in airport bathrooms.
Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN said Brian Kemp not knowing this until a day ago is âinexcusable.â He said, âMy kids who go to school in Georgia knew that a month ago.â Of course, they did and not just because their father is Sanjay Gupta. We all knew that. Right?
I knew this and Iâm a cartoonist whoâs a college dropout. Is it too much to ask that the governor of the great state of Georgia be a little more informed on a pandemic killing people in his state than a college dropout cartoonist?
Whatâs really bad about this is the CDC (Center for Disease Control) talked about this on a call on February 4th. The CDC is located inâŚwait for itâŚGEORGIA!!! Itâs in Atlanta (In case youâre a Republican, Atlanta is in Georgia). Whereâs the state capital? Also in Atlanta. To be exact (because I look shit up, yo), Georgiaâs governorâs mansion is 6.4 miles from the CDC.
Itâs not just inexcusable for a governor of a state not to brief or educate himself on this virus, itâs malpractice. There are only two explanations for Brian Kempâs proclamation of ignorance: Heâs lying or heâs really that fucking stupid. He is a Republican so both explanations are possible.
I think for the governorâs safety, we should alert him to more facts. Facts like, donât stick a fork into an electrical socket. Look both ways before crossing the street. Donât fill up on salad at a buffet. Donât pet sharks. Never eat the yellow snow. Donât lick stripper poles. When picking up some strange, always check the neck. Donât spit in the wind, donât tug on Supermanâs cape, and donât mess around with Jim.
And for your safety, donât vote for Republicans.
~Clay Jones
h/t Trixie
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