Coronavirus Cackles





The Window lickers is getting restless.



Fing lemmings.


Is this ok to put here?




The coming horror is that no matter how this works out, tRump will campaign on the fantastic, greatest ever job he’s done to singlehandedly defeat covid.


A nurse died and went to Hell.

There it took her two weeks to realize she wasn’t at work.




If you see a floating bin, you’ve been inside too long.

There’s a wet patch on the sidewalk.







Notice that the new meme going viral is African funeral meme attached to something stupid.



The former boss became another meme with her finger licking. I did a search to find this and found out she was even in the Washington Post for this…lol


From an anonymous UPS delivery driver…
Five Types of Customers Since CVD19::

  1. :cowboy_hat_face:Steve:
    He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking bourbon since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.

Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

  1. :nerd_face:Brad:
    He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.

Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

  1. :face_with_monocle:Nancy:
    She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.

She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

  1. :unamused:Karen:
    She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering Ex-Lax to her.

Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

  1. :sunglasses:Mary:
    Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.


Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?

Because she went to woo Han.


Oof,Ping Pao