High heels 
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Honestly, forcing extra calories into your diet like that will fuck with your metabolism, and you will live to regret it, imo.
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Just get a butt implant, the woman will love ya. Or, get one for both sides.
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I’ve heard that Mayo is a great dip for Fritos.
My butt looks great from all the squats I do anyway
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