gotta hand it to them - eh?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/pensacola-naval-instructor-porn-stash
tbh, I would not be too terribly surprised if that was at least a part of it.
Get the fuck out now - srsly
You were in the military, fucking with the weird guy is a time honored tradition. What is weirder that a Muslin?
Honestly, my unit prides themselves on ugly moustaches.
Porn Stache is a compliment.