Ok, first thing you have to do is get some serious tin foil underpants because they're gonna fiddle with your dick when they put you under. I read a lot so I know it's true. They'll dress it up for YouTube channel puppet shows.
You gotta watch out for that.
Next, send the Jell-o on ahead, no need to HAVE to eat green. Make sure they know you have Nam flashbacks and need to be kept in a private room and away from Charlie. ALSO, and this is very important. If you're sedated or sleeping or you're just lying there and you hear this, fuck man, wake up! Check out time. I watch a lot of movies so I know it's true.
Everyone here is so worried, I mean look at you TWO surgeons. Two support teams, two scalpels, have a picnic, smoke some dope hippies, have some Bartles and Jaymes while you're at it.
See ya Tuesday, trolling starts at 8 PDT