Doctors, am I right?


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A Short Hot Love Story

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I shall seek and find you… I shall take you to bed and control you… I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan… I will make you beg for mercy… I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you… And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu


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Apey with the assist

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I fell on my arm and had to have

an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.


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What’s the worst thing about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, it’s not your phlegm.


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Did you hear about the man who collapsed at the top of the ferris wheel?
Doctors say he’s slowly coming around.


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Ask your Medication, if this Doctor is smart enough for you.

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Paging DR Noah Lott!


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Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.


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During my check-up I asked my doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy live?”

He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.”

I said, "I don’t believe in any of that astrology bullshit, doc.”

“Neither do I,” he replied. "My thermometer just broke.”


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