A Short Hot Love Story
I shall seek and find you... I shall take you to bed and control you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... I will make you beg for mercy... I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you... And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu
Apey with the assist
I fell on my arm and had to have
an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.
What's the worst thing about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, it's not your phlegm.
Did you hear about the man who collapsed at the top of the ferris wheel?Doctors say he's slowly coming around.
Ask your Medication, if this Doctor is smart enough for you.
Paging DR Noah Lott!
Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.
It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.