Doctors called to verify appt


#1

You can press 1 at the end of a fucking agonizing 5 minute message or block the number

3 guesses

hint - the answer is always C

A) WAIT 5 MINUTES THEN PRESS 1
B) WAIT 5 MINUTES THEN PRESS 1
C) BLOCK THE #


#2

I had to call the VA to make an appt. the other day, you have to sit through 5 minutes of BS, before you get to the part when you can hit 2 to make an appt. a lot of it is for PTSD guys in stress, which I get and understand, but when I just need to make my annual appt. I don’t want to listen to it, I mean I was almost suicidal just listening to it.


#3

Hit pound and it will go to the end or 1 may work right away

I refuse to do it even thou I know this

any OGM goes to end on # 99.9999999999999999999 of the time


#4

I think I’ve tried that before, I’ll try it again next time, but anyway, even listening to all that is a bit better than speaking to some dot head in a call center halfway around the world that seemed to speak some dialect of Engrish, like the VA did for a while.


#5

I talked to a telemarketing girl the other day - she kina hung up on me when I asked her if the likes the spider webs of sperm that stick to her lips when her BF cums in her mouth and does she like to like them off.