"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery" "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya"

So how does one be cool during a robbery, you ask? Be like this guy.

Wow. The robber didn’t even try to disguise himself. I guess he doesn’t know much about security cameras. Or technology in general.

He jammed his fucking weapon.

:joy::joy::joy:

The slide is stuck back. There isn’t even a round in the chamber.
He couldn’t shoot if he even wanted to.

:joy::joy::joy::joy:

Yeah, but not sure the counter guy knew that.

Doubt the counter guy cares… he even offered the till. lol

Yeah I see what you mean, the guy works at Jimmy John’s so he was probably right on the verge of suicide anyway.

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