The place with the porch near Battle Creek fell apart because one fuckface on the board wouldn’t bend on Finn being 42lbs and them having a 35 lb limit in the bylaws. One dickhead. I mean is that why you ran for your board? So I had to start going with backup properties and damn if each and every one, at one point six in a row didn’t allow pets, or dogs, or dogs over 25lbs or dogs over 35lbs. So fucking arbitrary and more than likely not legally enforceable and I’d love to be the hero in court who won that battle but I close Nov 28. I called one place Friday and asked their pet policy and she said she’d call me back. She did and said bylaws have no pet restrictions. Then as I celebrated she said “And we got a financing offer yesterday.”
Jimmy, are you an oak man? Now, your Aunt Ginny and Uncle…Conrad, are they paying in cash? Because your Uncle Marcellus is."
Two hours later I got a text that said they’d wait for my cash at closing. I whispered a number to their agent to see if were in the ballpark. He told me tonight I could drop it 5K and they’d still accept. Thanks dude, I promise to never tell your clients you buttfucked them. It’s in the exceptionally unexceptional City of Taylor Michigan in the “downriver” area of Detroit. Very blue collar.
A few pics. 2 beds, 1.5 baths it has a pool but they didn’t show any pics. It’s a building split into 4 two bedroom two floor units, all were recently redone (nicely I might add). Gas cooking, hellz yeah!