Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality

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Jeez. Next they’ll be lacing them with Muslim chemtrails and we’ll elect a terrorist Muslim president and all the white women will start wearing hijabs.

Of course, then we’ll have lots of gay Muslims. That will be weird.

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Just imagine how much will be saved on sunscreen.

So my idea is finally implemented

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Unlikely, but if you believe that CDC bullshit that mosquitos can’t transmit the AIDS, you are sadly mistaken.

Wait, I thought homosexuality was a choice, but an ant-bite can override your choice?

“Them! THEM!!”

You chose to be bitten by ants duh!