Women initiate 69% of divorces in the USA.
Yeah. Like I said. Probably mostly with good reason.
Wow.
I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kind’a cute. You gotta phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
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