So I’ve come to think the only reason Benjen went north of the wall in season 1 is so that the showrunners could play Mighty Mouse’s “Here I Come to Save The Day”.
And when did the Starks become so damned stupid? From Sansa’s lame approach about the letter to Arya’s refusal to consult the Boy Who Knows Everything regarding it, its like one of those sitcoms where if people were just open with each other there’d be no story line.
And of course Jon’s stupid “Let’s walk north of the wall to get a wight, we don’t need no steenking horses” excursion with Red Shirts and bromance conversations aplenty. I mentioned in last week’s thread that why the FUKK don’t they just take a dragon to see, if not just to convince Dany. I FUKKING SAID IT – GO, AND SEE.
Anyhow, One-eyed Jack lost his insurance policy, his next death will be his last. Dany’s brother Viserys was a rotten apple, and now his namesake Viserion is too. Dany ogled Jon’s chesticles and the stab wounds look a lot worse than they did the day he “got better”. Dany reminds Tyrion she can’t have children, Jorah mentions to Jon about “the children YOU will have”, so I guess Aunt Dany and Nephew Jon may not be a thing (ew), but Jorah might get his heart’s May-September desire (ew).
Wabbit’s last impressions: Jon’s as good at holding his breath as Jaime and Bronn are. The Night’s King has a ridiculous amount of high-quality winch chain in his back pocket. And seeing how the convo between Arya and Sansa ended, I think Arya does in fact know more than she is letting on, just my opinion.