Help Siri, I'm stuck in the glovebox and dying out here in the parking lot


#1

Not enough info for a Darwin award, can’t understand how you get suffocated in a mini van seat though unless the airbag deployed or something…


#2

“When every minute counts, we will be there in hours…”

Or maybe not even then.

But you know if the kid had been in blackface and holding a toy gun, the Cincy cops woulda been there in minutes, and pulled him outta that van.

And capped him thirty or forty times.


#3

That is a horribly sad story.


#4

I still don’t get how one becomes trapped in a bench seat in a van and suffocates.


#5

Cincy might as well start writing the check now, it’s going to take a while to find enough zeroes.


#6

I’m thinking Honda will be writing a check as well.