Help Siri, I'm stuck in the glovebox and dying out here in the parking lot


Not enough info for a Darwin award, can’t understand how you get suffocated in a mini van seat though unless the airbag deployed or something…


“When every minute counts, we will be there in hours…”

Or maybe not even then.

But you know if the kid had been in blackface and holding a toy gun, the Cincy cops woulda been there in minutes, and pulled him outta that van.

And capped him thirty or forty times.


That is a horribly sad story.


I still don’t get how one becomes trapped in a bench seat in a van and suffocates.


Cincy might as well start writing the check now, it’s going to take a while to find enough zeroes.


I’m thinking Honda will be writing a check as well.