How bout dat report



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I don’t know – it’s hard for me to see any U.S. ties to Russia…except for the Roger Stone things
and the Manafort things
and the Cohen things
and the Flynn things
and the Maria Butina / NRA thing
and the NRA campaign contribution thing
and the Tillerson thing
and the Sessions thing
and the Kushner thing
and the Carter Page thing
and the Felix Sater thing
and the Boris Ephsteyn thing
and the Rosneft thing
and the Gazprom thing
and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing
and the Azerbaijan thing
and the “I love Putin” thing
and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing
and the Sergey Kislyak thing
and the Russian Affiliated Interests thing
and the Russian Business Interests thing
and the Emoluments Clause thing
and the Alex Schnaider thing
and the hack of the DNC thing
and the Guccifer 2.0 thing
and the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing
and the Russians mysteriously dying thing
and Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing
and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to
the Russian fertilizer king thing
and the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump
rally campaign thing
and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing
and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing
and the Wilbur Ross with his Cyprus bank thing
and Trump not releasing his tax returns thing
and the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show
his taxes thing
and the election hacking thing
and the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing
and the Steele Dossier thing
and the Leninist Bannon thing
and the Sally Yates can’t testify thing
and the Sally Yates firing thing*
and the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing
and Trump’s reassurance that the Russian connection is all
“fake news” thing
and Spicer’s Russian Dressing “nothing’s wrong” thing
and Trump warning the Russians
and Syrians before the Bombing thing*
and the Trump refusing to provide Flynn’s foreign ties documents to Congress
and Flynn’s illegal Turkish lobbying was paid for the
Russians thing*
and Flynn’s illegal lobbying for Russia thing*
and the Trump asking Comey for a “loyalty oath” thing*
and Trump lying to the world about Comey saying he’s not
being investigated thing*
and the Trump firing Comey thing*
and the Trump or stooges lying to the world about why he fired Comey with 3
different lies*
and Trump hosting Russian foreign minister
and ambassador one day after to demonstrate his authoritarian
street cred*
and the finding out that Trump actually tried to fire Robert Mueller in June
2017 thing
and the claim by trump that the Russia investigation is over some unrefunded
golf club fees to Robert Mueller thing…
and the lying to the American public during the campaign about have no business in Russia thing…
and the Ivanka super-duper Moscow hotel spa thing…
So there’s probably nothing, all of this must be normal, just a bunch of separate dots with no connection whatsoever.


No reason to make the report transparent or anything, despite Trump’s statement that he wanted to do just that


Do not lose heart and fall prey to ridiculous GOP celebrations:
“According to a new report from the New York Times Mueller has farmed out federal indictments to 1) the SDNY, in Manhattan, 2) the EDNY, in Brooklyn, 3) the EDVA in Virginia, 4) the U.S. Attorney’s office in Los Angeles, 5) the U.S. Attorney’s office in Washington DC, 6) the DOJ National Security Division, and 7) the DOJ Criminal Division. So what is the take away from all this? Those who are familiar with Mueller’s investigation understand that “no more indictments from Mueller” doesn’t mean “no more indictments.” It means every single one of Mueller’s existing indictments resides in a “presidential pardon proof” prosecutorial district. Recall how Mueller handed off the Cohen case to the U.S. Attorneys’ office for the SDNY, who sent Cohen to prison. As his own investigation ends, it becomes clear Mueller plans to handle all indictments/prosecutions resulting from his investigation through these seven federal prosecutorial entities. In other words, the people on Team Trump who are celebrating right now are merely suffering from a lack of understanding about the rule of law and how federal and state prosecutions work."








New York State AG:

“Hold my beer and watch this.”


If Trump doesn’t get kicked out of the WH, all Democrats should never speak about politics for a year.

It would be hilarious.




Which of Trump libertarian policies are your favorite, his tariffs, his closed borders, his bailouts of the farmers he shafted, his childish demeanor?


Absolutely none. But it’s funny to watch at libs grasp at straws

Edit: them straws are illegal in Cali

Also Washington wants to “ban voting for Trump” so lmao


Have you read the report?