Humorous observations regarding poker

#1

I used to suck, but after years of playing and loads of effort I now understand why I suck.

#2

Add grammar to yer suck list

#3

Don’t be so “negitive”

@Wabbit, have ya figured out yet that it’s not really a card game?

#4

Fixed it. It was a copy/paste and the grammatical issue came with it.

No Yuo.

#5

Gettin’ there. I have a home game with some old and dear friends, I describe it as a reason to get together and shoot the shit and drink and the cards help it not be all ghey.

#6

Why is it that I can never turn two pair into a boat but I can turn 1 pair into a boat? Why? Why? Why?

#7

You could try smoking a brisket instead.