Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor
What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?
The drummer.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
Anonymous guitar player: When I was younger I had a hard time getting girls but now that I play guitar I have my pick.
More to it than the G-string, friend.
I âCâ what you did there.
What do you get when you drop a piano on a 7th grader?
A flat minor.
What do you get when your drop a bottle of booze? A descending fifth.
You could add better booze to that bottle, and it would be augmented.
A C, an Eb and a G walk into a bar, and the bartender says I donât serve minors. So the Eb leaves, and the other two share a fifth between them.
A G goes to his family reunion and is introduced for the first time to his young nephew, E. Eâs Mom says to G, this is your relative minor.
But the relative minor to G is E-natural.
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Yes itâs E minor. Thatâs what I meant. I was still thinking about your C Minor chord I guess.
I fixed it.
Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:
Hermanâs Hermits: âMrs. Brown Youâve Got a Lovely Walkerâ
The Rolling Stones: âYou Canât Always Pee When You Wantâ
Creedence Clearwater Revival: âBad Prune Risingâ
Marvin Gaye: âI Heard It Through the Grape Nutsâ
The Who: âTalkinâ 'Bout My Medicationâ
The Troggs: âBald Thingâ
Carly Simon: âYouâre So Varicose Veinâ
The Bee Gees: âHow Can You Mend a Broken Hipâ
Roberta Flack: âThe First Time Ever I Forgot Your Faceâ
Johnny Nash: âI Canât See Clearly Nowâ
The Temptations: âPapa Got a Kidney Stoneâ
ABBA: âDenture Queenâ
Leo Sayer: âYou Make Me Feel Like Nappingâ
Commodores: âOnce, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroomâ
Procol Harem: âA Whiter Shade of Hairâ
The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Dependsâ.