I do believe we now have a Music Humor thread


#1

#2

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering A minor


#3

#4

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

The drummer.


#5

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.


#6

Whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.


#7

Anonymous guitar player: When I was younger I had a hard time getting girls but now that I play guitar I have my pick.


#8

More to it than the G-string, friend.


#9

I ‘C’ what you did there.


#10

What do you get when you drop a piano on a 7th grader?

A flat minor.


#11

What do you get when your drop a bottle of booze? A descending fifth.


#12

You could add better booze to that bottle, and it would be augmented.

A C, an Eb and a G walk into a bar, and the bartender says I don’t serve minors. So the Eb leaves, and the other two share a fifth between them.


#13

A G goes to his family reunion and is introduced for the first time to his young nephew, E. E’s Mom says to G, this is your relative minor.


#14

But the relative minor to G is E-natural.

bzzzzzzzzt


#15

Yes it’s E minor. That’s what I meant. I was still thinking about your C Minor chord I guess.

I fixed it.


#16

:+1:


#17

#18

Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:

Herman’s Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones: "You Can’t Always Pee When You Want"
Creedence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who: "Talkin’ 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs: "Bald Thing"
Carly Simon: "You’re So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash: "I Can’t See Clearly Now"
The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
ABBA: "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”.


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#20

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