I don't go anywhere without my emotional support peacock


#1

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/peacock-flap-united-updates-emotional-support-animal-policy-022104151--abc-news-topstories.html


#2

Fookin airlines, i had the same problem with my emotional support Silverback Gorilla.


#3

Me too. I wanted to bring along my emotional support great white shark.


#4

I was able to get on with my emotional support flu virus, what’s the problem?


#5

I just booked a flight with my emotional support anaconda. I hope there won’t be a problem there.


#6

As long as it’s a free range Anaconda you should be ok.


#7

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


#8

United Airlines prevented a woman from boarding her flight out of Newark, New Jersey, because she tried to board with an emotional-support pet, which was her peacock. They were all set to let both of them on, but then they caught the peacock with over three and a half ounces of shampoo.

But this was a devastating blow to the peacock’s confidence, it really was. They had to stop on the way home and get the peacock an emotional support peacock.

~James Corden


#9

Can I bring an emotional support whore?


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#12

Florida woman removed from plane after boarding with ‘emotional support’ squirrel

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/woman-removed-plane-boarding-emotional-support-squirrel-105012179--abc-news-topstories.html


#13

Was it a flying Squirrel


#14

WTF is wrong with humanity?


#15

Nukkin the squirrel had to go into hiding

this is real and not made up - in court forever