I had a horrible nightmare

#1

I dreamt I could beat either paul ryan or piers morgan to death with a fucking tire iron -

I had to pick only one

#2

Those either or ones bite. Try lucid dreaming and kick both their asses. It’s only a dream after all.

#3

The dream would be better with a Louisville Slugger. A tire iron ain’t that good a weapon really.

#4

#5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcLzCRj4bo

#6

That’s an easy choice. Piers Morgan is just a guy on TV. Paul Ryan gets to pass laws.