I jus tol a telemarkerter


That I would like to cut her fucking heart out and when I was done fucking jack the ripper would like Gandi.

the wife sez I should stop being so Namby Pamby and learn to assert myself.


Don’t mince words, say what you really think.


Don’t hold back. What have you got to lose.


What’s the worse she can do, hang up on you? Please.

Besides it’s not heart healthy to keep things bottled up.