I jus tol a telemarkerter


#1

That I would like to cut her fucking heart out and when I was done fucking jack the ripper would like Gandi.

the wife sez I should stop being so Namby Pamby and learn to assert myself.


#2

Don’t mince words, say what you really think.


#3

Don’t hold back. What have you got to lose.


#4

What’s the worse she can do, hang up on you? Please.

Besides it’s not heart healthy to keep things bottled up.