I wish I could enjoy the Turkish shitshow the way I enjoy TRUMP

I guess the sats would never be able to fig any of that out without the chefs

the sats can look at the emissions from yer chimney and tell what yer cookin - this is a fact

the can tell the weight of a rail car from 50000 miles in space by looking at how much the rails vibrate

but hey we need the chefs to spy on you all