If you dug down into the ground where you live


#1

this place tells you where you’d come back up on Earth

Wabbit, we’d find ourselves in Sicily.

How about the rest of you?


#2

Fun little deal,

I’d pop out about 100 miles south of Madagascar, in the water


#3

Someone had a lot of time on their hands


#4

Right in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Lonely out here. Not even a volleyball.


#5

How’d you get that?


#6

I used my zip code. Uh-oh, it doesn’t work.


#7

I put in my zip and ended up in pretty much the same part of the indian Ocean.


#8

China. That’s what my Mom told me anyways.


#9

Cool question.

I’d end up in Sri Lanka as far as I can tell.


#10

Way too much time. I want that life. The one where soomeone can sit around pontificating over dumb shit like that.


#11

With my luck, I’d hit a sewer main.