If you were a Tree, what kind of a Tree would you be?

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Take a guess…

yeah, you’d wanna be one of those Marihuana trees!

Hmmmmm. Creepy. Yet…

It’s way creepy. In fact, the idea of burying people period just creeps me out. I’m going to be cremated.

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Didn’t your dad take care of that a while back?

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Damn you.

Yeah. Me, too.

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I like the idea of cremation, but how the Vikings did it, put the corpse on a big wooden raft stacked with good dry wood, light it up and push you off to Valhalla or where ever the dead vikings go.

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I want my body to be catapulted into Lake Erie.

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Amen to that. All of my people know that when I pfffft, get a gallon or two of gas, a little wood, some hot dogs, and a torch. Fire my ass up and grill some hot dogs.

If it was just me and I knew that I had only a few hours to live I would go up in a hot air balloon just before sunrise on the east coast with a bottle or two of wine,

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What Bull Shit. lol

One of top 100 movies ever made:

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I think it might be a troll.

You could get a lawn chair and tie 500 helium balloons to it.

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I want to be a med school cadaver.

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I’ve already told my kids, I want to be creMated and then my ashes sprinkled off the Golden Gate Bridge at sunset.

I would go on a fucking killing spree of old enemies that would make Jeff Dammer look like Mother Theresa

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