If you're a blonde do not open this thread


We do not want you getting lost




My blonde wife is staunchly opposed to my kids having a vacation.

She’s convinced they cause autism.


I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.
“Do you have any kids?” she asked.
“Yes,” I replied. "I have one child that’s just under two."
She said, “I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.”