I'll Be Riding the Bus Half Price from Now On, Folks

Not that I ride the bus.

you’ll be riding the shortbus

not that you’re a tard

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Midge doesn’t ride any of the buses…public intoxication is illegal.

Because I’m a midget? Are you making midget jokes?

That works: You’ve got about enough wits for it.

I’m reeeeeally finding out who my friends are here. Um humh

Enyways, pardon me. I have to call a lady about a horse.

Is that the “undisclosed financial settlement” you got for being run over by a bus?

shouldn’t you be riding the bus for free for being a midget, to start with?

Now yer buying a horse? Did you come into an inheritance, Midge?

Who said I was buying a horse?

I don’t think they have “Kids under this height ride for free” on buses. :smile:

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What does it mean to call a lady about a horse?

A friend of mine has a horse she has had for a number of years but needs to find a new home for - beautiful horse btw, name of Jezebel. That being a coincidence and no relation to the poster of the same name. So I told her I would call a friend of mine and see if she knew anyone who might be interested.

Is this a happy birthday thread? If so, happy birthday!

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Congratulations on your senior’s discount!

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Fitty? Fittyfive? Not… gasp… sixty?!?

Seniors are 65 here.

AARP applications start coming in the Mail at 50 down here.

so, can doc Midg bring his horse on the short bus or not?

I’'m lost