Is anybody on board an Airline Pilot? If so, please go up front and drive this plane, please! Hurry please!

#1

https://www.yahoo.com/news/airline-pilot-reportedly-slaps-co-170426491.html

#2

holy crap

#3

Os it a propeller-driven plane, or is it turban-powered?

#4

That was a sikh joke.

#5

Seriously, I wish those Hindus would have landed the plane before trying to settle their beef.

#6

Or bang a d’lecious stewardess.

#7

Such a Sikhsist comment.

(I know, one “Sikh” job per punwar - but it was too good to pass up.)

#8

Ad long as you pack a standard set of them.

#9

Maybe she wanted to go back to economy class and pet a goat or a cow

#10

Maybe you should just stay… mum, bye!

#11

The pilot was just trying to curry favor.

#12

Have at it

#13

#14

Many moons ago, when the world was a more innocent place, my brother put cash in his suitcase. That was the last time he saw it, and the last time he did anything so naive.