This is why I love my Country.
You can be anything you want, follow your dreams!
Why does Donald Trump finish nearly every tweet with an exclamation point?
Because he thinks periods are gross.
A new study shows that 10% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness.
This means 90% are running around untreated.
A new article says that Donald Trump has changed the definition of the word "conservative." It used to mean "traditional" and "right leaning" - now it means "batshit crazy."
We used to have empires ruled by emperors and we used to have kingdoms ruled by kings…
Now we have countries…