I’m really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
I’m really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist…
Black people would rob me.
What standardized test do mexicans take?
The ESE T
How do you know that the Chinese Americans are moving into the neighborhood?
All the Mexicans are buying auto insurance
Two Jewish guys are walking along when one notices a sign on a Catholic Church that says, "Convert to Christianity and we’ll give you $100.”
The one says “Should we do it?” and the other guy says "NO! are you crazy?”
The first guy replies, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… I’m gonna do it!”
So he walks in the church, and then a while later he comes back out.
The friend says, "Well? Did you get the money?”
Then the other says, “Oh, is that all you people think about?”
I shot a black man and got caught
I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.
Ouch!
101 Ways to Wok Yer Dawg, Jackie Chan.
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?
He went around killing gingers.
(Ooops…Only a ginger can call another ginger “ginger”)