Is this racist? I don't like to share racist jokes


I’m really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.

They’re so full of themselves.




If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist…

Black people would rob me.



What standardized test do mexicans take?



How do you know that the Chinese Americans are moving into the neighborhood?
All the Mexicans are buying auto insurance





Two Jewish guys are walking along when one notices a sign on a Catholic Church that says, "Convert to Christianity and we’ll give you $100.”
The one says “Should we do it?” and the other guy says "NO! are you crazy?”
The first guy replies, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… I’m gonna do it!”
So he walks in the church, and then a while later he comes back out.
The friend says, "Well? Did you get the money?”
Then the other says, “Oh, is that all you people think about?”


I shot a black man and got caught
I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.






101 Ways to Wok Yer Dawg, Jackie Chan.


Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?
He went around killing gingers.

(Ooops…Only a ginger can call another ginger “ginger”)