Two Jewish guys are walking along when one notices a sign on a Catholic Church that says, "Convert to Christianity and we'll give you $100.”
The one says "Should we do it?" and the other guy says "NO! are you crazy?”
The first guy replies, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars.... I'm gonna do it!”
So he walks in the church, and then a while later he comes back out.
The friend says, "Well? Did you get the money?”
Then the other says, "Oh, is that all you people think about?"