Nothing to see here!
Maybe someone has to toe them in.
These people are a little too footloose for my tastes.
That’s just seriously not normal.
Hey, if the shoe fits…
Nailed it!
I guess…
Detached feet?
Bless my sole.
Don’t be such a heel.
Cuticle, Wabbit. Really cuticle.
Something strange is definitely afoot.
swimmin with the fishes
What I want to know is why is there nothing in the ocean that eats human feet?
Who doesn’t like sole?
Sorry, just another humorous chapter in my story arch…
“I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet”
― Helen Keller
“… so I took his shoes, since he wasn’t gonna need them…”
So who keeps finding these feet? And why? Does he have a feetish?
That is just so AchillesTendon, amirite?
Those aren’t heels, those are flats.
Like my arches.