Shhh, I am watching thursday nite toe jam football.
Michael Jackson? Really?
Tsk tsk tsk.
Beatles or GTFO!
As a certifiable Beatlemaniac, I am willing to allow MJ. His hosing of Sir Paul notwithstanding.
I had just never heard mjās version before, after listening to it, i think iād rank it 3rd after Aerosmithās version. Also, MJ owns, or owned as it were, the song. so he could release his own rendition suppose.
Shark leftovers?
Seeing as many of these folks were wearing shoes, that must mean the sharks took to the land in search of victims. Wow. We all need to watch out!
Just a foot, huh?
The rest of him just vanished into fin air?
Youāre just a plantar of bad puns, arenāt you?
I heard undertakers changed their payment structure for cremation. You now pay by the foot.
This just in!
They found the owner of the missing part. He was a musician in an orchestra. He played the shoehorn. It turns out, he was supposed to get married before he went missing. Rumour has it he got cold feet. His parents really put their foot down about him marrying his girlfriend but he was far too foot loose and fancy free to listen.
Let that be a lesson to all of you.
groan.
You nailed it!
She done drop kicked it right out of the park.
Thank you