Ladies, is this accurate?


#1


#2

Not really.
5.5 = barely okay.
6.5 = decent
7.5 = perfect
9 = bordering on too damn big, get away from me.
10 = just never happening. Not ever!

There. Is that clear?


#3

PS, Do all men measure their penises? I have never measured one, or asked a man to tell me his measurement. You know when it works, and when it doesn’t.


#4

Its a silly meme, it just reminded me of a survey in National Lampoon “Are you a loser?” Or something like that

Multi choice and choice A, always the most superlative.

How much do you make a year. Is it

A, over 50 Million?

How often do you have sex, per day?
A, 9 to 12 times.


#5

Yeah I’m mostly in agreement with that except 5.5 wouldn’t impress me and 9+ wouldn’t scare me. I’d just like to know what the other 4 inches do while the first 5 have all the fun. :smile:

[Girth matters too for the record.]

I can’t answer for anyone here of course but I have witnessed and participated in the measuring of a few penises.


#6

I’m just at 7" but I’ve never measured my girth.

Now I’m curious.

:grinning:


#7

Is that measuring from your rectum?


#8

That’s always the question…where was it measured from?


#9

The top of the base… is there another way? lol


#10

Under the balls, from the base of the balls, and like bro said, from your anus. I swear that’s how most men measure because they whip out 6 inches after selling it as 9.


#11

I measured mine by laying it out on a table tennis table and marking where the tip reached.

A young lady acquaintance saw the mark and asked what it meant, so I told her.

“Ew. You’re not very big, are you?” she said sweetly.

“I measured from the OTHER end dear…”.


#12

What a coincidence.


#13

and, eh, how many men haven’t you measured or asked that, Lotus? :wink:


#14

So you agree with Lotus?


#15

Hmm lets say 7 billion peeps on the planet, bit less than half are male say 3.35 billion male, ok high school bf, the 3 guys in college(including post grad) and the hub, so about 3.35 billion minus 4 or 5 roughly speaking.


#16

So “all of them”. Uh huh, I knew I left that open…drats!

Sooo close…:anguished:


#17

Lotus and Starlin…Starlin m’Darlin, this

Length vs circumference in value to a woman?


#18

That’s a tough one Doc. I’m not sure.


#19

If I can offer any assistance in your research…

lemme know.
As a midget, I make a good baseline. :wink:

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#20

:joy::joy: