Okay, here goes…
Everyone is equal, one law is suitable for all in all situations.
…DIVERSITY!
I’m still pissed they took away free parking privileges for white males, in urban core areas and major sporting venues.
Huh?
Yeah I didn’t get it either.
One is better equipped to parse his posts when consuming mass quantities of Elderberry Whine.
Shit! I’m fresh out.
I sometimes wonder if “liberal” even applies to me because I’m more left than I see you folks being but I don’t connect to these points at all 
I got it?
I got the insult but I wasn’t sure if he meant just one law or one set of laws or wut.