Literary Laughs

Zippy Trump booed and jeered at Book signing, by the MAGA Hat Crowd.

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Please, my 2 yr. old reads this forum.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

Warm midnight falling.
Stars shining, dancing brightly.
Peaceful all at once

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^^^ the past participle of WIlliam Shakespeare is

WilledIveBeen ShakenSpeared

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke – banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it’s all about.
– by “William Shakespeare”

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“Pains me to say it, but Greg is more interesting as a book.”

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“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

~John Rogers [Kung Fu Monkey – Ephemera, blog post, March 19, 2009]

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