"I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed I was at a penis auction. Long penises were going for $100 and thick penises were going for $300.”
The husband asked, "What would mine go for?”
The wife replied, "They were giving ones like yours away for free.”
The husband said, "I also had a dream last night about an auction where they were selling juicy vaginas for $500 and tight vaginas for $1,000.”
“How about mine?” the wife asked and the husband replied, "That was where they were holding the auction.”