Marital Mirth





Wife got her test results back. We thought she had Tourette’s syndrome. Tests were negative.

Turns out I am a cunt & she does want me to fuck off.


Thoughts and prayers for my puppy Sadie, she may have overdosed on sea water, hope she doesn’t call Buick over in that corner again.


Interesting choice of thread. Should we set up an intervention?

Also I hope she feels better quickly


Oh my gosh.


Maybe she’d feel better after a nice chuuuuuuuuck roast from your local Raaaaaaaaalllllph’s


My Guardian Doggo, is back on point resting comfortably on the floor, yet maintaining an alert vigilance for any birds, squirrels, hamsters, or racoon’s(no racist)





As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we’d like to do to each other. She said, “I’ve always wanted to be handcuffed.”

So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.