Midgets on Troll Forums are Given Short Shrift

Even the well dressed ones. Jealous maybe? Are you, heightists?

Am I trippin yet?

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Can you explain this?

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18119589_758547010992744_3751096439163956990_n.jpg?oh=ed583a4473f38e40a31dedc993b94a7a&oe=597AB233

Personally I find it disconcerting.

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And you have the audacity to call ME a retard.

You’re not tripping. You’re just plain stupid.

Please stop following me around trying to make an impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCq_1EfrYN0

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Are you responding to the right thread?

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You been breathing the tar sands?

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How does one “breathe tar sands” exactly?

And why have you assumed he’s Canadian,

If ya live by it yer breathing it - like it or not

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^^^^^^

Starling, why aren’t you lecturing Stool Swallower for being a little bitch? God, that was mean!

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What? And put you out of work? I couldn’t do that to a fellow union sister.

Solidarity forever!

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lmao

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It’s always been tough to come up with a clever, imaginative nic that someone you’ve bested won’t try to turn into a fourth grade sick joke about bodily functions.

You didn’t even try, with this one.

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Who?

You.

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I didn’t even try what? and with which one?

What?

I would’ve gone with StoolSwaddler, with teh turd polishing implications.

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What about Bob dammit!

One last thing before departing. Re: Stool Swaddler:

I had thought possible that he might be Starling’s hubby accounting for her impassioned defense, but a careful perusal of the archived material lead me to her claim that he is intelligent, giving good reason to cross him off as a candidate for the theSwaddler’s identity.