My Junk

#1

You people have dirty minds, I swear!:grin:

I recently bought a pair of slippers from Kohl’s. The 3 week old(made in China) slippers seemed fine but then I started finding tread material around the house. I found out that the slipper treads were disintegrating. For three weeks they had been great.:slightly_smiling_face:

I stopped buying belts from Kohl’s for the same reason, they disintegrated in weeks, the outer material peeled off. Again, made in China.:roll_eyes:

I cooked a pork lion the other day using a Thermo Geneve meat thermometer(made in China) only to later discover that the probe swiveled around, affecting the reading(dangerous.)

I have other examples as well. Too many.

#2

Don’t go cookin’ no pork lions, missy.

#3

Do you blame the Chinese or do you blame the cheap ass “Merican” manufacturers having their shit made there and cutting every corner possible in sake of higher profits?

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#4

Either way, welcome to the Third World Shithole the US is quickly becoming.

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#5

The world is a cesspool, and the shit has risen to the top.

#6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptIcert_Ra8

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#7

As a citizen of the country that damn near owns the top, :fu:t2:

:smile:

#8

Here’s to more of letting the market decide! :clap:

#9

I tried but failed to find a clip of Crocker Jarmin saying 'There has got to be a better way." Priceless.:grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkGhplApYt4

#10

I totally blame the global corporations as well as the bought and paid for politicians.

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#11

No Mr Lion, we don’t want to cook any lions.:slightly_smiling_face:

#12

Yer sounding like a damn commie.

#13

But mostly Obama and Hillary tho, right?

#14

I have never understood the use of the term junk for genitalia.

Junk? really.
Self degradation is so attractive.

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#15

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

#16

I don’t understand either, I just don’t relate to that term.

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#17

junk: a person’s belongings, equipment or baggage.

#18

No - it’s useless, non-working crap, that’s one step from the garbage.

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#19

That’s only one definition.

#20

junk1
jəNGk/Submit
noun
noun: junk
1.
informal
old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value.
synonyms: rubbish, clutter, odds and ends, bric-a-brac, bits and pieces; More
informal
worthless writing, talk, or ideas.
“I can’t write this kind of junk”
informal
a person’s belongings, equipment, or baggage.
“I only have an hour to get all my junk together”
FINANCE
junk bonds.
“he invested in junk”
2.
informal
heroin.

verbinformal
verb: junk; 3rd person present: junks; past tense: junked; past participle: junked; gerund or present participle: junking
1.
discard or abandon unceremoniously.
“sort out what could be sold off and junk the rest”
synonyms: throw away/out, discard, get rid of, dispose of, scrap, toss out, jettison; More
Origin
late Middle English (denoting an old or inferior rope): of unknown origin. Sense 1 of the noun dates from the mid 19th century.

junk2
jəNGk/Submit
noun
noun: junk; plural noun: junks
a flat-bottomed sailing vessel typical in China and the East Indies, with a prominent stem, a high stern, and lugsails.
Origin

mid 16th century: from obsolete French juncque or Portuguese junco, from Malay jong, reinforced by Dutch jonk .

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